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"You have to forgive me everyone, as I have been pressed into circumstance, it is my duty as the good son to try and civilize and educate my father's uncouth, barbaric ways. I've had trouble making much headway, but one day, I'll succeed." - Bo Kross, loyal "son".


"Prsdint" of Omega, or so he insisted.

Dreket was a vorcha who ended up essentially adopted by Abad Sam-mel when he stowed away on the batarian slaver's ship.

He was eventually killed at Lorek during the Reaper War.

Trivia[]

Dreket had eaten almost every organic sapient species, excepting raloi, yahg, rachni and quarian. He had even sampled turian and volus despite these making him sick. His opinion on each meat:

  • uman: chewy each uman have difrent flavr
  • frog: stringy bland
  • blue: sweet, chewy like uman. dreket know he get magic if he eat enuf
  • jelly: salty easy to cut and bite off
  • drel: dreket see stuf after eat drel. can't remember falvr
  • voluz: nasty taste. dreket have to skrap off from in suit
  • splitjaw: bland. dreket usualy end up throw up after eat splitjaw. so dreket eat theem to times
  • elcor: tough taste like froot
  • batarian: taste like uman butor. eyes juicy.
  • krogun: spicy spicy and tuff!
  • vorcha: biter but tastee


Dreket once bet all 1200 credits he had at the time on the "blue volus" at the Chresk Games. This was a wise choice.

Dreket's major rival in the race for the "prsdincy" was Shrisk. The prsdint's superb campaign is best encapsulated in prsdint Dreket's own words: "shrisk run ganst dreket dreket tear shrisk throt out and eat shrisk fayse shrisk said dreket not rite for omga voturz see dreket eet shrisk vote dreket".

Threads of Note[]

Dreket Biography

Dreket Learns How To Use An Omni-Tool: Good Dreket! He found it on a dead drell, apparently.

I Do Believe In Afterlife: In the immediate aftermath of the Rhotan raid, Abad is in Afterlife, and Dreket is with him.

Happy Birthday, Dreket

Job: Dreket asks the board if they like their jobs. He seems to like his.

Chirrup feed for bossAbadfan: It starts when Dreket eats a cigar.

Prsdint Needs You: Citizens of Omega, your input is desired.

New Policy: A modest proposal, in which the problem of hunger and the problem of homeless children are both resolved. However, not all approve of this suggestion.

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